January 20, 2016 by Ken Rembert
Top 8 bagel jokes of all time
Why are bagels the subject of so many jokes? We don’t know, but we sure do love it. Here is a list of some of our favorite puns:
- What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel
- How do you hold a bagel back?
You put lox on it
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
- Why did the bagel lose the election?
He was the victim of a schmear campaign
- What does a bagel do when it is locked out of its house?
Call a loxsmith
- What do ghosts put on their bagels?
- What did the bagel say to the pastor?
I’m holier than you
- What does a bagel call its grandfather?
Become the life of the next party you attend by sharing these with your friends. The crowd will love you!