Five Coffee Jokes to Perk Up Your Weekend

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Q: What do you call a sad coffee?

A: Despresso


Q: What’s the opposite of coffee?

A: Sneezy


Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth?

A: De-calf-inated!


Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?

A: Mugging.

Q: How are coffee beans like teenagers?

A: They’re always getting grounded!


All jokes aside, our Rembrant coffee at the Bagel Bakery is always fresh, always hot and always delicious. Come on in and enjoy a cup to start your morning right.