Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Despresso
Q: What’s the opposite of coffee?
A: Sneezy
Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
A: De-calf-inated!
Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
A: Mugging.
Q: How are coffee beans like teenagers?
A: They’re always getting grounded!
All jokes aside, our Rembrant coffee at the Bagel Bakery is always fresh, always hot and always delicious. Come on in and enjoy a cup to start your morning right.